I have small boobs. I’m generally okay with this, although occasionally I look into boob jobs and alternative methods of growing the li’l knockers. I don’t actually crave large breasts, but something that filled out the clothes a little better would be nice, I admit. Mine are not non-existent, they are definitely breasts, and I’ve seen smaller (or, rather, flatter). But yeah, they’re small.
Anyway, earlier tonight I was taking all sorts of body measurements since I am trying to get in shape and I needed some beginning reference point. And just for shits and giggles, I took the measurements required to calculate your bra size and went to an online bra size calculator. Actually, I went to two.
Here is the message I got on the first one:
“Error: The numbers you entered are not in the range of our Bra Size Calculator. Please check to make sure the numbers are correct.”
I diligently checked to make sure the numbers were correct, and tried again.
Same response.
I went to the second site and put in my numbers, where I received this message:
“Your bra size is 36. But no bra is needed if these measurements are correct.”
Okay, WEBSITES, way to make a girl feel good! Look, I wear bras that actually exist in the real world. They are not size AA, they fit, and they generally fit pretty well. Granted, I feel lucky in that I can often get away without wearing a bra (even if I do look like a hoochie mama whilst doing so), but to tell me that my boob size is INCOMPREHENSIBLE in today’s world is not helping my boob-esteem at all.
Incidentally, my band/bra size is by no stretch of the imagination a 36. So screw you, site number two, you suck!
Site number one, you suck too. My boobs say so.